kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I could fuck to npr.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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