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You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

And you didn't burst into flames?

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(813): View more from Florida

His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.

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(661): View more from California

There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.

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(415): View more from California

theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus

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(702): View more from Nevada

I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome

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