i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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