so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if i died would you start the facebook group?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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