I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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