she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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