Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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