All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Be still, my beating vagina.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
