I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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