sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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