Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it because I queefed?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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