It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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