do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Still dying that you shit outside
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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