I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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