I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm bleeding and have questions
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