I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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