2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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