when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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