no. you can't hotbox the world.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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