How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Randomize
