So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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