she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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