i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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