That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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