Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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