I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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