Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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