so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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