Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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