so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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