Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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