i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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