When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
