Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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