Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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