the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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