You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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