in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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