Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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