I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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