Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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