How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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