hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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