People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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