You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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