I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
