quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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