Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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