In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
