Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
it glows. i had to have it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
