so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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