I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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