Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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